Anonymous said: If I may request, a Mage of Space plus a possible theme song? (Btw this blog is like, so awesome omg)

music-of-the-god-tiers:

Oh, thank you!  I used to think I was a Mage of Space!

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Mage is someone who benefits themselves with knowledge pertaining to their aspect or one who guides by setting an example through knowledge pertaining to their aspect.  A Space player deals with everything science, creation, reality, the beginning, and basically every tangible item.

PATHS: A good Mage of Space will be very knowledgable about space and will produce a genesis frog that is very strong and stable.  An evil Mage of Space will use their powers to lead others astray on what really is reality.  They will also create a genesis frog that will most likely have cancer, or at least something really wrong with it.

WHEN THEY ASCEND: It is not known what happens to Mages when they ascend, but I believe it will be very vibrant (as they are the active counterpart to the Seer).  Most likely, light will be everywhere, and knowledge about space will flood into the Mage’s mind.

POWERS: A Mage of Space’s powers are limited.  Mages have very strict rules placed upon them.  I can see a Mage of Space leading people, and being a very good leader when everything in front of them is blurred.  They will also create the genesis frog, and it will be a very healthy one, as I said before.

CHALLENGES: Mages have to learn to go with their gut, and to not be afraid to lead.

ASPECTS THEY WILL BUTT HEADS WITH: Most definitely, they will butt heads with Time players.  Mages are good leaders, and this might cause conflicts with some Blood players.  I also have a feeling some Breath players might not get along well with the Mage of Space,

ASPECTS THEY WILL BEFRIEND: Light and Life players will befriend the Mage, most likely.

GRIMDARK: The opposite/grimdark version of a Mage of Space would be an Heir of Time (ooh, that’s what my best friend is!)

POSSIBLE LAND NAMES: The Land of Illusion and Teleportation; The Land of Perception and Giantism; The Land of Consistency and Shifting.

THEME SONG: "Blade Dancer" by Talekeeper Music

http://youtu.be/FYvM21x8JZo

~Witch of Doom

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went in an unexpected direction

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

superwholock-on-alternia:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

remind me to never, ever, ever screw with you 

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hussies-apprentice:

Title: Thief of Void

Character Traits: A Paradox of Helpful and Selfish

Path to Ascension: A Thief of Void would go god tier after someone or something steals their best weapon/favorite item. After chasing the thief, they’d realize they have no idea where they are and wander lost for days. On the brink of exhaustion, they’d see their Quest Bed in the distance and stagger onto it, where the thief would be lying in wait. Using the weapon/item, they’d murder you as you pass out, not realizing what they’d do. Then you’d get revenge with your god tier powers by appearing a fridge over their head and crushing them. Powers: A Thief of Void steals the essence of nothing, which means they can take the essence of nothing from objects, making them real. But where does this essence go? I have reason to believe that the more essence of nothing a Thief of Void takes, the more intangible the player becomes because it has nowhere to go. The bigger the item, the more intangible you turn. A Rogue of Void, on the other hand, gives it to the Horrorterrors to work with. (Thanks Roxy) So the more items a Thief of Void makes appear, the less you will be able to see them. They can give it back, but it has to be returned to the same item, not anything else. An example of when this is useful is if the person makes a powerful weapon that falls into the wrong hands. They can make it disappear. However, it’d probably be bette if you just alchemize it, because then you’d be intangible.Strengths: A good person to have with you in a pinch, Thieves of Void can make any items you need appear, including survival things. And after you’re done, you can just make them vanish again instead of worrying about carrying them around. They also are good at spying because they can turn invisible simply by making a HUGE item appear.  Pitfalls: Beware relying too much on these players for emergency items. Not only will it turn them more and more intangible, but they may feel like they’re only there to give you what you need. Always appreciate their help. And that goes for all your friends. :-)Inverted Title: Page of Life

hussies-apprentice:

Title: Thief of Void

Character Traits: A Paradox of Helpful and Selfish

Path to Ascension: A Thief of Void would go god tier after someone or something steals their best weapon/favorite item. After chasing the thief, they’d realize they have no idea where they are and wander lost for days. On the brink of exhaustion, they’d see their Quest Bed in the distance and stagger onto it, where the thief would be lying in wait. Using the weapon/item, they’d murder you as you pass out, not realizing what they’d do. Then you’d get revenge with your god tier powers by appearing a fridge over their head and crushing them.

Powers: A Thief of Void steals the essence of nothing, which means they can take the essence of nothing from objects, making them real. But where does this essence go? I have reason to believe that the more essence of nothing a Thief of Void takes, the more intangible the player becomes because it has nowhere to go. The bigger the item, the more intangible you turn. A Rogue of Void, on the other hand, gives it to the Horrorterrors to work with. (Thanks Roxy) So the more items a Thief of Void makes appear, the less you will be able to see them. They can give it back, but it has to be returned to the same item, not anything else. An example of when this is useful is if the person makes a powerful weapon that falls into the wrong hands. They can make it disappear. However, it’d probably be bette if you just alchemize it, because then you’d be intangible.

Strengths: A good person to have with you in a pinch, Thieves of Void can make any items you need appear, including survival things. And after you’re done, you can just make them vanish again instead of worrying about carrying them around. They also are good at spying because they can turn invisible simply by making a HUGE item appear.

Pitfalls: Beware relying too much on these players for emergency items. Not only will it turn them more and more intangible, but they may feel like they’re only there to give you what you need. Always appreciate their help. And that goes for all your friends. :-)

Inverted Title: Page of Life

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folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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travellingcompanionstephrogers:


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becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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acaciabrinley:

HAHAHA OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT TUMBLR USER UGLY'S ANONS. AND HIS RESPONSES
AND HIS POSTS
EVERYTHING

acaciabrinley:

HAHAHA OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT TUMBLR USER UGLY'S ANONS. AND HIS RESPONSES

AND HIS POSTS

EVERYTHING

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